From our son Jake, after only a few nights away in his first apartment
I get the following text...
Jake: What are you supposed to do when you're being a grown up and have nothing to do around the house? And have no cable? Nor a dog?
Me: Read, watch the Voice, draw, hang your curtain rods, watch a movie,
find a wife.
Jake: Nothing to read, no cable, done and done and hard to
do when you have no money. haha