Life's rules.......

recv'd this today in email...........I've seen before but because I'm boring and have nothing to post about, thought I would put it here. But next week being on vacation with my Johnny boy should produce some good posts!!
1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content

3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

6. A sign In a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea.'

7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

15. I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

17. No one ever says 'It's only a game!' when their team is winning.

18. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

19. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

20. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

21. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

22. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!'
later......

where is the sun......

because we haven't seen it in a very long time here in Richmond, VA

it has rained the last 11 days out of 12

and then this afternoon, around 3:30......I saw the sun!

tomorrow's forecast.......76, sunshine and some clouds!

could it be spring?

later.......

TV tonight....

• watching it right now and I just love that David Cook. He's coming up now........he's singing right now and the back up singers are just drowning him out.
• Carly just finished and what's up with her always wearing sleeveless shirts....showing off that dumb tattoo! And I'm not anti-tattoo.....Johnny boy has one
• Then Hell's Kitchen.....he's so mean
• I'm DVR'ing....is that a word, recording the Biggest Loser. I want that gal Allie to win.
• work has been crazy busy but that's always a good thing.
• stayed up too late last night watching the game.......woo hoo! And then fell asleep right.at.the.end!!

So Johnny boy and I are taking all of next week off. Johnny will be tearing out the old deck, installing the new one. Do you think our marriage of 28 years can survive......hehe. I'm just kidding!! I'm really looking forward to him being home......since he works 7 days a week. Yes, that's right, 7 days per week, every week!! He has taken one weekend off since the beginning of the year and they called him in on that Sunday. I think I'll just hide his work cell phone! I'm going to take some before, during and after pictures...aren't ya'll all just so excited. I'm in a blog slump.....what do I post about?? Maybe I should take a break.....or I need a meme....cuz I'm good at list!!

later.........

Saturday.......

and I still suck at posting on my blog!!

Early morning and went to brunch at my niece's house for my sister's upcoming wedding on May 3rd. Yes......that's right, the same day as the NASCAR race in Richmond. I told her she broke a cardinal rule.....you never, ever schedule a wedding on the same date as a major sporting event. The races only come to Richmond twice a year........yikes! She just didn't realize.......and to make it funnier, she was supposed to go to the race!

Then went over and helped Jacq and Bucky with painting at the house. And that's what is on tap for tomorrow.......cleaning and painting at the house.

On my way over there I hit a squirrel....I have never hit a squirrel before so it was just kind of weird.

sitting here watching the Kansas / UNC game......I need Kansas to win and it's lookin pretty good right now

and that's all......I'm boring tonight

later......